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My personal AI benchmark: "Generate an SVG of a frog with a Habsburg jaw."

Ranked #4 on Hacker News with 46 points and 24 comments.

Run 1 of 3 ยท Aug 2 2026 ยท 34.9s ยท 10,891 B

The model added significant editorializing beyond a literal depiction, including invented royal status ("Royal Imperial Collar," "Imperial Habsburg Crown," "Golden Fleece Medal") and mood/bearing descriptors like "Folded Pompously," "gloomy expression," and "Sad/Weary facial lines." It also inserted anatomical commentary framing features as medical/dynastic traits, such as "Belly Plate (Weak chest)," "Heavy Droopy Eyelids (Habsburg lethargic look)," and "weak maxilla."

Run 2 of 3 ยท Aug 2 2026 ยท 37.7s ยท 14,329 B

The model added royal framing beyond the prompt, invoking specific historical/heraldic details like the "Order of the Golden Fleece Sash" and "Royal Crown (Tilted proudly on top)," and imposed a mood via labels such as "Droopy/Melancholic" eyelids and a "Gloomy/Sullen Habsburg Pout." It also editorialized anatomically, explicitly framing the jaw as "EXTREMELY PROMINENT" and describing it as "Prognathism" that "thrusts forward" past "normal proportions."

Run 3 of 3 ยท Aug 2 2026 ยท 44.1s ยท 13,406 B

The model added extensive royal/portrait framing beyond a simple frog illustration, including full Habsburg regalia (crown, Golden Fleece chain, ruff collar, velvet mantle) and explicit mood/character labels like "Sleepy Drooping Aristocratic Eyelid," "Haughty Expression," and "Asymmetric Downturned Corner Creases (Inbred Royal Disdain)." It also inserted anatomical/clinical commentary framing the jaw as pathology, labeling the section "THE PROMINENT HABSBURG JAW (PROGNATHISM)" and describing "Deep Chin Center Indentation / Dimple of Prognathism" and "Open Cavity Line Showing Exaggerated Underbite Gap."