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Hello! Is Moonshark. Moonshark say, long time since Moonshark have front page article but Moonshark believe is overdue if Moonshark does say so Moonshark self. Moonshark is shark from Moon, and Moon have important event come soon: is visit by astronauts from Earth for first time since before Moonshark born! Moonshark excited say hello! Hello Earth astronauts! Moon is best Moonshark remember stories from Old Grandpa Moonshark about other times astronaut come visit Moon. Grandpa Moonshark ramble a lot, but also got autograph from Pete Conrad. Grandpa Moonshark say Pete Conrad definitely funniest astronaut come Moon. But Moonshark also hear Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover very funny too, so maybe Moonshark meet Victor and get one up on Old Grandpa Moonshark, make Old Grandpa Moonshark jealous! Read full article Comments

Hello! Is Moonshark. Moonshark say, long time since Moonshark have front page article but Moonshark believe is overdue if Moonshark does say so Moonshark self.

Moonshark is shark from Moon, and Moon have important event come soon: is visit by astronauts from Earth for first time since before Moonshark born! Moonshark excited say hello! Hello Earth astronauts!

Our resident Carcharodon lunaris weighs in about today’s historic launch.

Moonshark read on Ars Technica Moon edition that Artemis II crew make launch today and come fly see Moon. Moonshark want extend flipper of peace to astronauts from Earth and say Moon is pretty okay place to live, very nice, lots fun things to do! Good food scene with Moon food trucks, lots Moon concerts, many fine Moon tourist attraction. Moonshark hope astronauts like Moon, leave good review on Moon Yelp.

Moonshark know Earth is nice too, but Moon is definitely better. Maybe more astronaut come visit, stop by gift shop, buy Moonshark-branded hat and Moon mug, show off Moon merch on spaceship, very exciting, make all other astronauts also want come Moon. Maybe you come Moon too! Moonshark be waiting, wave flipper at you, everybody all take Moon selfies.